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A rebuttal to BG: Chicks in Hats

After last week’s Ladies Show where Baby Gorilla railed on chicks who wear hats, and the deal breaker it is for him, I felt it was only right to give voice to the thousands of women he may have offended.

As I said on the show, I’m a fan of chicks in hats. I’ve taken the liberty of stealing a few pictures off the internet to highlight some of my favorite examples. Maybe, just maybe, I can change BG’s unreasonable and completely wrong opinion.

Example 1: Classic Alex Mack

1994-1998 was a formidable time period in my adolescence to young adulthood transformation. Not only was I dealing with the awkward high school years I was also developing unhealthy crushes on Nickelodeon stars. Case in point: Alex Mack. Played by Larisa Oleynik, she was cute as a button and could turn herself into a puddle. Hot, right? As I said, it was an awkward few years.

The point is, would she have been as cute if she didn’t pull off the hat look? I say thee nay! Sorry BG, point one goes to the defense.

Example #2: Loophole

Here is Taylor Swift donning a vibrant red winter hat. Now, I have no idea if it’s a fashion statement or it’s actually cold outside but the point remains—what’s a girl to do in the winter? Will BG tell her to hit the bricks as soon she slips her luscious locks into a vibrant knitted cap? Or will he, like every other sane man, realize not only is it adorable, it’s weather acceptable?

With strong logic, point two to the defense, natch. (Aside- I hate people who use the word “natch”)

Example #3: Hunter/Gatherer

I don’t know what it is, but this completely ridiculous head-wear does something for me. Especially since it’s on Vanessa Hudgens.

My theory? It brings out the savage cave-man in me, who would gladly kill anything, eat the inside, and convert the skin and pelt as a hat for my child-rearing cave-woman back at home.

Sorry, BG, one more for the defense. I’ve got you on the ropes, buddy.

Example #4: Aw, crap.

I don’t know what the hell Victoria Beckham is wearing and I really don’t care. I just know she just ruined my whole entire case.

That thing is hideous. If just one women is going to put that on her head without a trace of irony, others might follow. And that’s not worth the risk.

The defense folds. Just leave hats to us, girls.

(For the record, I would wear this awesome hat without a trace of irony.)

-TJ

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High Brour 11: Ladies Night!

“Lady Godiva is the original nude lady on a horse.”

“Did she eat chocolate?”

Sweee-oouuu to you, Brour Patch! If you missed it, our newest episode is back to being hosted on Podbean and iTunes! Download or listen, it’s up to you–just do it now! You can find it HERE! Or do the iTunes thing, you know what you’re doing.

What is YOUR deal breaker in a relationship? We tell you ours. Hint–anything to do with Diane Keaton.

“Hats…Anything with a fuckin’ brim is off limits…”-BG

TJ on Deal Breakers:

“If my wife started reading Twilight, I would divorce her. And I’m not even kidding. Sometimes I leave it on the table to like, tease her. I’ll be like, ‘Is this a bookmark on page 34? I’m done. And I’m taking the dog.'”

BG on Kristin Stewart:

“Remember when she was riding that dirt bike and she was making those weird faces like she was taking a shit and getting punched in the stomach at the same time? It’s the worst acting I’ve ever seen.”

“Why are 14 year olds wearing pants that say ‘Juicy’ on the butt?”- Third Party Dave

“Especially in the summer time. It’s kinda when they play Nelly more as summer approaches, the chance of seeing a dude lookin’ like a girl from behind increases.” -TJ

“Nice balls, buddy.”-BG

“I think the only time it’s okay to have something tattooed on your breasts is if you were born without nipples and you need them tattooed on. That’s what I did. To so many people.” Third Party Dave

All of this and so much more! Sold? I know you are! Check us out HERE!

Don’t forget to E-mail us HERE (highbour@yahoo.com)! Send us YOUR relationship deal breakers! We’ll read ’em on the next show and hey, we won’t even use your real name! So DO IT!

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And yes, WE ARE searchable and downloadable on iTunes! Either check out the URL HERE or search for the High Brour Half Hour in the iStore search box!

Thanks for supporting the High Brour and keep listening, Brour Patch!

Sweee-ouuu-Nation Unite!

 

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