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High Brour 11: Ladies Night!

“Lady Godiva is the original nude lady on a horse.”

“Did she eat chocolate?”

Sweee-oouuu to you, Brour Patch! If you missed it, our newest episode is back to being hosted on Podbean and iTunes! Download or listen, it’s up to you–just do it now! You can find it HERE! Or do the iTunes thing, you know what you’re doing.

What is YOUR deal breaker in a relationship? We tell you ours. Hint–anything to do with Diane Keaton.

“Hats…Anything with a fuckin’ brim is off limits…”-BG

TJ on Deal Breakers:

“If my wife started reading Twilight, I would divorce her. And I’m not even kidding. Sometimes I leave it on the table to like, tease her. I’ll be like, ‘Is this a bookmark on page 34? I’m done. And I’m taking the dog.'”

BG on Kristin Stewart:

“Remember when she was riding that dirt bike and she was making those weird faces like she was taking a shit and getting punched in the stomach at the same time? It’s the worst acting I’ve ever seen.”

“Why are 14 year olds wearing pants that say ‘Juicy’ on the butt?”- Third Party Dave

“Especially in the summer time. It’s kinda when they play Nelly more as summer approaches, the chance of seeing a dude lookin’ like a girl from behind increases.” -TJ

“Nice balls, buddy.”-BG

“I think the only time it’s okay to have something tattooed on your breasts is if you were born without nipples and you need them tattooed on. That’s what I did. To so many people.” Third Party Dave

All of this and so much more! Sold? I know you are! Check us out HERE!

Don’t forget to E-mail us HERE (highbour@yahoo.com)! Send us YOUR relationship deal breakers! We’ll read ‘em on the next show and hey, we won’t even use your real name! So DO IT!

While you’re checking out all things High Brour, head over to our Facebook page and “like us” AND follow us on Twitter! We would love to read your E-mails, messages, and Tweets on a future installment!

And yes, WE ARE searchable and downloadable on iTunes! Either check out the URL HERE or search for the High Brour Half Hour in the iStore search box!

Thanks for supporting the High Brour and keep listening, Brour Patch!

Sweee-ouuu-Nation Unite!

 

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Episode 10: Tape-O-Rama!

Check out the brand-spank-the-monkey-new High Brour show HERE!

After a couple weeks of technical difficulties, the High Brour is BACK! CAN YOU DIG IT! We can! Strap yourself in for a little segment we like to call, “TJ’s TAPE DECK!”

“This is a little thing I like to call…check it out…”

“I was like, this isn’t the Technodrome, it’s the Techno-shit!”

And remember, “Back hair is the measure of your boner length.” -Baby Gorilla Matt.

What the heck are you waiting for, sniffle face? Check the new show out HERE! Don’t mind the new hosting site, we should be back on Podbean shortly!

Take our poll!

And THEN, as always, don’t forget to E-mail us HERE (highbour@yahoo.com), check out our Facebook page and “like us”, and follow us on Twitter! We would love to read your E-mails and Tweets on a future installment!

And, if you missed the news, we are now searchable and downloadable on iTunes! Either check out the URL HERE or search for the High Brour Half Hour in the iStore search box!

Thanks for supporting the High Brour and as always, if you E-mail the show we will NOT read your real names unless you specifically ask us to. That’s a High Brour Guarantee!

Sweee-ouuu!

 

Episode 9: There be Raptors!

What’s piggin’ and pokin’ Brour Patch?!

Episode 9 is coming at you right HERE!

This week the High Brour Crew takes you on another cerebral adventure with such topics as:

Sexy Sandwiches!

Bible Trivia!

We mourn the loss of the Macho Man Randy Savage in our own unique way…by having him in studio!

Oh, and did we mention it’s the start of the end of the world today?

So go ahead and check out our official hosting site and download this week’s episode HERE!

Don’t forget to vote in our new poll:

And THEN, as always, don’t forget to E-mail us HERE (highbour@yahoo.com), check out our Facebook page and “like us”, and follow us on Twitter! We would love to read your E-mails and Tweets on a future installment!

And, if you missed the news, we are now searchable and downloadable (or uploadable, I never know the difference) on iTunes! Either check out the URL HERE or search for the High Brour Half Hour in the iStore search box!

Thanks for supporting the High Brour and as always, if you E-mail the show we will NOT read your real names unless you specifically ask us to. That’s a High Brour Guarantee!

Sweee-ouuu!

 

Episode 8: Cars and Bars

Sweeeee-oouu Nation! Get y’all hands up! We’ve got another edition of the High Brour Comedy Half Hour to help you get through a lonely Saturday night! Or whenever is more convenient for you–we recommend downloading it and popping it on your music player of choice to listen at your leisure. If you haven’t already done so, you can find Episode 8 HERE!

TJ and BG are once again joined in ‘Udio with the Beave to deliver the funny right to your bean noggin. Episode 8 just might have it all. And by all, I mean:

The High Brour Mailbag is over-flowing with comments (E-mail us at Highbrour@yahoo.com) and BG and TJ respond to a couple of listeners!

The Brour Crew is split on who the Freshest baby-dip was on Fresh Prince:

Are you Team Hilary…

…or Team Ashley?

The Brour Boys get to the bottom of why society is crazy about Zombies with a patented TJ Rant with BG and the Beave providing back-up commentary!

SPOILER: the only thing this guide is useful for is as a disappointing projectile.

And of course the show wouldn’t be the High Brour without mentioning genetalia but this time in the name of science! How many parts of the Vajeepers can BG name?

Can you find the Sarlacc Menora and the Sarlacc Mijora?

All this and a brand new segment we like to call…Dear BG!

She’s gonna be so mad.

Anyway, now that you’re already feeling stupid for not listening already, go to our official hosting site HERE to grab a listen!

And THEN, don’t forget to E-mail us HERE (highbour@yahoo.com), check out our Facebook page and “like us”, and follow us on Twitter! We would love to read your E-mails and Tweets on a future installment!

And, if you missed the news, we are now searchable and downloadable (or uploadable, I never know the difference) on iTunes! Either check out the URL HERE or search for the High Brour Half Hour in the iStore search box!

Thanks for supporting the High Brour and as always, if you E-mail the show we will NOT read your real names unless you specifically ask us to. That’s a High Brour Guarantee!

Sweee-ouuu!

(The High Brour recommends after listening to today’s show you check out this Youtube Video: Bubb Rubb and Lil’ Sis)

 
 

Poll-a-rama dama ding dong doodle.

Don’t forget to check out Episode 7 if you haven’t already HERE!

And then, take this poll!

 

Episode 7: Spice up your life!

Sweeeee-ouuu Nation, unite!

Welcome Brour Patch! It’s another edition of your favorite internet radio entertainment podcast, the High Brour Comedy Half Hour!

Please head on over to our hosting site and check out the latest episode HERE!

And THEN, don’t forget to E-mail us HERE (highbour@yahoo.com), check out our Facebook page and “like us”, and follow us on Twitter! We would love to read your E-mails and Tweets on a future installment!

And, if you missed the news, we are now searchable and downloadable (or uploadable, I never know difference) on iTunes! Either check out the URL HERE or search for the High Brour Half Hour in the iStore search box!

If you’re still reading and not listening you MIGHT be interested to know today’s episode contains but is not limited to the following:

We open up the mailbag and find some delicious (or sandy) Doritos…

Our new World and News Reporter The Beave joins us in the ‘Udio…

…to discuss the recent call for Banning Circumcisions in California!

The High Brour Crew play a Cat Calling game:

BG relates a recent experience at a local Billiards and Bar Joint…

TJ enters the Lightning Round hot seat…

And the boys pay tribute to one of the true icons in music history!

All of this, and so much more crammed into a half hour bag of tricks!

So you don’t have to scroll all the way back up, check out Episode 7 right HERE!

 

Episode 6: Huh?

Welcome, Brour Patch!

(*Edit:You asked for it and we’ve got it. You can now get your High Brour Comedy Half Hour Podcast from iTunes! You can either go HERE or wait a day or two and then search for us from the iTunes store search. So just y’know, do it.)

Is it Saturday? No! It’s only Wednesday and to give you the extra push to get to the weekend we’re going to give you an extra treat…a second High Brour Episode on the week! Check out the newest episode HERE!

*Post-production note: BG used up his quota for graphic mentions of the male genitalia during this episode. At least we here at the High Brour hope he has. If you haven’t figured it out, streaming this show at work is NOT A GOOD IDEA. Downloading and listening to it at your leisure (read: lezh-er) is a KICK ASS IDEA.

Anyway, the High Brour crew opens up the MAILBAG once again:

TJ asks BG what he would do if his lady ever asked him THIS

And BG enters the High Brour Tower of Power Lightning Round and is asked to perform 5 impromptu impressions, including this guy:

And finally the duo samples and reviews another local group TEN THOUSAND POUNDS! Check them out, drop them a note and tell them you heard about them through the High Brour!

Sounds like a hoot, right? Well, love it or lump it, you rubbernecks! Episode 6, coming at you right HERE!

As always if you love it, hate it, are offended, gotten let down, or if you have anything to offer, don’t forget to E-mail us HERE (highbour@yahoo.com), check out our Facebook page and “like us”, and follow us on Twitter!

 
 
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